Tomorrow Mike and I are leaving on our trip. Our first stop will me Saint Louis. We will be staying there the night because it is about 14 hours away from here and Shiloh is about 20 and that is just too far to drive in one day. I guess we will be in Saint Louis around 8:30 or something so we don’t have much time to check out the city. After Saint Louis it is off to Shiloh in Tennessee. She’s been gone this weekend so I didn’t get to talk to her all that much. I hope she knows I really do care about her and I am so very excited to see her. After Shiloh’s house we will be driving like 6 hours to my lovely Farrah. After all these 10 years or something I finally get to meet her. If she lived in Atlanta instead of Athens I would go see Chris Beniot’s house… since he lives there now and not in Canada, but he is probably gone right now anyway wrestling. After Farrah’s we will finally make it to Winter Park Florida. Andrew’s birthday is on the 31st. He is going to be in school most of the time we are there, but Mike and I can surely have fun doing stuff in Orlando and what not. We can surely go other places too, Florida isn’t all that big of a place… well everything cool is in the same general area of the state. We don’t totally know when we will be back, but it will probably be around the 6th of June or something.So here are the top 10 quotes from my Nobel Prize speech.
10. I didn’t know they gave this prize to Bitchmasters
9. Oh I didn’t realize that I am getting this prize for psychology… psyched you out didn’t I?
8. Hey ya’ll bitches, I told you I was smart.
7. This isn’t as worth as much as an Oscar on E-bay
6. Do I get to wear my medal while I have sex?
5. Fuck charity, I’m keeping the million dollars for my self.
4. Does this medal make me look smart?
3. Hey baby, would you fuck a Nobel Prize winner? (girl): no you are too smart for me.
2. I’m smart, rich, and single… or am I?
1. I’d like to dedicate this prize to all the hoes out there who didn’t think I could do it… that means you bitch.
Yes, those are lines from my Nobel Prize speech… where’s my award assholes?
Things to do on my trip list:
1. Go on my trip
2. meet some lovely ladies
3. make sweet sweet love to a lady
4. watch 10 movies
5. pee in the ocean
6. tell illegals to go home.
7. punch old people for voting for bush
8. drink 5 long island ice teas with Andrew at a bar while playing pool and watching sports
9. catch me a marlin with my bare hands
10. pee in the ocean on the other coast of Florida
11. say “how you doin’” to a beach slut.
12. Be in a girls gone wild movie grabbing a girls butt
13. buy a map of each state
14. flip off Cuba for not letting me go there
15. last but not least… buy a festive bottle opener.
For the record… I will be gone for a long time
Off the record… I will update once in a while
For the record… E-mail me people
Off the record… Erin is being a bitch, or not being a bitch either way I haven’t gotten an e-mail back
For the record… Mike and I are going to drive a lot
Off the record… I hope my car doesn’t die