*Start the porno jazz maestro* Chris� Pimps and Bitches Whorehouse in association with Full Moon Films would like present Richard Cumortinkle (My friend�s call me Dick, and Dick cums again.) in his latest movie �I�m cheap and easy just like 1-800-callatt�It has been about four years since I created my business. My fake business actually. Who would have ever thought that some companies would be stupid enough to send credit cards applications and catalogues to: Bitch Master Chris, at the Pimps and Bitches Whorehouse? I think it's rather funny, my mom on the other hand didn't. But anyway. I'm always scouting new talent to join my army *wink wink*
Last night I couldn't sleep at all... I finally go asleep at around 4 in the morning and for some strange reason I woke up at 7:00. If this is going to be a continuing pattern then hey cool I have a lot of free time to waste. But I rather sleep; I can be a major ass when I'm tired. Just be warned...
Why is it that now that I'm on my medication again, everyone wants to get me drunk or get me high? I don't know if it is ok or not to drink or smoke while taking the pills... But I guess there is only one way to find out... If for some strange reason I don't post for a week or so, it's probably because I'm in a coma or perhaps dead, either way I would have gone out happy and trashed. But I can't go anywhere because who will run the whorehouse? That's why they call me Bitch Master Chris.
Signing out this is Bitch Master Chris wishing you all a safe and wonderful night.
P.s. Bitch Master is in need of hugs, please send hugs if you see me.