Like I said last night... The Flat Earth Society sucks. They are a group who thinks the earth is flat ... and that the North pole is the center of the earth. but anyway ... you would have to read up on them ... if you want to ask me for the links sometime. But Andrew and I filled out an application for this organization and it goes something like this...Name: Squeak
Address: 666 United States
E-mail address: [email protected]
Phone number: (666)420-1972
City: The North Pole
State: Lickmynuts
Zip Code: 666420
Country: Hairysack
Favorite Color: Poop
Favorite Jellybean Flavor: Pussy, Twat, Cunt, Vagina.
Favorite Radioactive Isotope: U271
Favorite Mineral: Sperm
Favorite Eastern European Nation: Afghanistan
Favorite Presidential Cabinet Member: Me
In a short, well-organized essay, please list your reasons for wanting to join the Flat Earth Society: I want to join your very FINE orgasmnation to further my knowledge about poop and when it falls flat, otherwise known as the poopus flatimus. I heard you can give me the answers to my unholy nonround poop. It is so flat that when I poop it out the corns fall of the side, cause it falls in ether. It just fucking floats there, because there's no fucking vacuums, so I have to poop in vacuums! I hope your poop is flat too because I am lonely at the poop store and my mom keep s wondering why I'm pooping in the vacuum, because she is one of those "nonbelievers," that bitch. Lastly, I would like to be your president because George Bush sucks my flat, not round nuts. Pooping on, hope you can masturbate my application. I would really like to join your gay club!!! P.S. I can send a picture of my flat poop and my flat nuts.
How did you find our webpage? Looking for flat ball porn
Which is your favorite Historical figure? Rasputin
Ok yea so you see. Andrew and I have fun when we are bored. But yesterday was cool i went to lunch with Aaron and Andrew. Thanks for the lunch Aaron it was damn good. That night Megan, Aaron, Andrew, Stephanie (hopefully spelled right). We hung out in the hot tub and then made milkshakes afterwards. Megan and I took a shot of Tequila. I thought it was pretty good. We made Margaritas. I didn't like them that much... to much acidic stuff in it. But anyway I got drunk so it was cool.
Today was a normal day... Just with a minor hangover.
I talked to that Lindsay chick in my asian class for a while. She's cool. I am thinking of asking her out to coffee sometime.
I'm almost ready to jump in the wood chipper... Ask Lindsay to coffee... Call Mande... Ask Kristian for her number... umm... what else... Ask Jennifer for her number in my speech class... but anyway. I'll see how some of it goes tomorrow...
For the record... my damn crushes keep increasing in number
Off the record... my masturbation habits are nonexistant :(
For the record... I have a test tomorrow morning
Off the record... I think my ass is too big.
For the record... I am going to start working out
Off the record... I really think my ass is too small and boring
For the record... I'm going to bed now