Today was the first day back at school. Well it looks like my classes are going to kick my ass and then eat my brains. I guess that�s ok. I will just have to work really hard this time around. I think the classes will be fun though. If they are fun then I can learn better. Today was the first time I have bought food at the student center since they remodeled. I like the remodel but I also liked paying for everything I buy at one location. Each stand takes your money so you have to pay a few different times if you were to get a good meal. Oh well, I got a bagel today and it was only $1. If I spend $1 a day then that will all be good. I like everything bagels with butter. If you really loved me you would buy one.
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Mike and I finished our teams NCAA 2004 season. We won the national championship. Our team really sucks still. I guess we have to win two nation championships in order to get enough prestige to get a better team. I don�t know why we play that game. I have better games to play but oh well it still is fun.
Tomorrow I have to go to lab and statistics. I hope lab will be cool. I heard it is a lot of work for a once a week lab class. I need to do better in statistics than I did last semester. I need to get an A. I think it is possible if I actually go to class and pay attention. I need to take really good notes with step by step info.
I have 4 hour breaks between classes on Monday, Tuesday, and Thursdays. I need to find a good way to fill that time. I can�t always go to mike�s dorm because I need to get my reading done. I need to get comfortable going to the library and reading. I also need to get enough sleep that I can read without falling asleep. But if you were to ask me why I don�t get enough sleep, look at the time of this post. That�s right, it�s late. Yes anything past 10:45 is late to me. And anything before 9:00 in the morning is early. Think about it 10 hours of sleep is what I need. I really need like 12, but I can�t ever get that much.
Last fucking thing god damn it asshole shit. I didn�t get my fucking Zelda game today. I want my game. FUCK I WANT MY GAME. If I didn�t have school today or tomorrow and I didn�t have my game, something would be hurting in the street.
For the record� I WANT MY FUCKING GAME GOD DAMN IT.
Off the record� I couldn�t hurt anything on purpose
For the record� Why is it that they call it taking a dump when your not actually taking it anywhere, funk dat.
Off the record� Name that show and I get a free blow job.
For the record� No I really don�t get a blow job for your answer
Off the record� I have no one to give me a blow job� yet�