spring break... yea fuck that

12:09 p.m., March 21, 2004

Right now I am...

FEELING: The current mood of centaurlord@yahoo.com at www.imood.com

EATING: nothing.

WEARING: Jeans and my ozzy shirt

HEARING: My loud ass computer fans

THINKING: I wish Suji would hurry and get here...

RIGHT NOW I AM:

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Sniff sniff, cough couch, whine whine. I think I�m getting sick. I wonder who I got it from SINCE I DIDN�T DO ANYTHING WITH ANYONE OTHER THAN DAN AND MEGAN THIS SPRING BREAK. If you didn�t notice I�m a little pissed off at my friends. After Tuesday I gave up on calling people since they didn�t seem like my calls were worth returning. Dorothy didn�t find time to go to see Secret Window, which I finally saw with Dan last night. Mike never gave me a call or returned my countless instant messages I sent him. He better have a good explanation for that� I could continue bitching about my friends, or lack there of, but this Juno Reactor song is too good to bitch to about friends.

I finally got Wrestlemania 20 downloaded. It only took like 6 days. I also got a few more porn movies downloaded as well as some good music. You would think that I would actually watch or listen to what I download, but kinda don�t. Like I got about 10-15 cds downloaded, and I�ve listened to only one. After while I am going to watch my Wrestlemania 20 for a while. I�ve been watching a lot of wrestling lately for some reason. It is a lot better than watching crap like American Idol and Survivor. Those shows are so gay. I hate all reality shows. But anyway� I should be on TV.

Ok, what does Super Bitchmaster Chris, Zo-Nads the Great think about the �war�? let me see� Well I think we should have nuked them like 10 years ago, taken over all the countries in the middle east, moved towards India, and burn that country down, then have the Chinese split the country in two, and half move to India creating less dense china so that the world would have less hungry people. With that said� I hate anti-war people, and I hate pro-war people. What am I you ask? I�m the; I don�t give a fuck, where�s my jelly beans? You got that right, where are my fucking jelly beans?

So, I saw Secret Window last night. That was a good movie; it reminds me of what I am going to be when I am like 35. You know the murdering author who lives alone because my ex-wife is boning some giant cocksucker. Yes I do have this all planned out, and I�m seeking my first wife that I can marry and eventually bury in my corn field. Except I would like to have two kids by the time that happens.

Farrah called me the other night. It was late and I was just laying in bed wondering why I�m not sleeping. But she called and that made me happy. She sounds funny since she is all like foreign and stuff� you know from Georgia. I really want to meet her soon. But she isn�t coming this summer and I don�t know if I will be able to go see Andrew is Florida this summer or not, and if I do I will so stop by and see her.

I got new SpongeBob PJ pants since my last ones all ripped and shit when I was playing with the dog. The new ones are cooler than my last ones. I haven�t worn them yet since I�m too lazy to go to the basement and get them out of the dryer. I also got the new season of Futurerama. I finished it last night, it was pretty funny.

*NOTE TO THE DIARY OF FAVORITEGIRL, THE PASSWORD AND/OR USER NAME DOESN�T WORK FOR ME, OR I FORGOT IT, EITHER WAY, CAN YOU SEND IT TO ME AGAIN, SORRY FOR THE CAPS IT IS SUPPOSED TO GET YOUR ATTENTION. YOU CAN E-MAIL IT TO ME BY LOOKING TO THE LEFT AND CLICKING ON THE E-MAIL ME. YEA BABY CLICK ME HARDER!*

I have a test on Tuesday, and I don�t think I�m really ready for it. I am going to study a little off and on today, while doing some of my lab stuff that I should have done a week ago. I put that shit off a lot. But you know, I will just probably end up cleaning, watching Wrestlemania, and play some video games.

I get jealous really easily apparently. No one has said that to me, but I just know I do. For example one of my diary friends got laid the other day. It made me jealous. You know who you are, if I was there for spring break that could have been me, THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. Also I get jealous of when people go places or do stuff with out asking me. Even if it is something that everyone knows I won�t end up going to do, just asking would be nice. But you know, look at my week and see how much I did with other people! Yea, fuck that. Shit I would have done about anything with anyone this week since I was so bored. Don�t take that in a perverted way people, but still I would have like to have left my house. You all should know by now that I am so paranoid that it is hard to even go shopping. But I do better when someone goes with me. I am getting better, but still it is hard. I don�t want to even go into how delusional I have been lately, for one reason, I don�t know what I�ve been delusional about. The hallucinations are pretty obvious when I think about them for the fact that shit like that what I see can�t be real because they aren�t even real objects most of the time. I once heard that anti-histamines could help with schizophrenia. I think I heard that from my old deaf-ass psychiatrist. I didn�t like that guy, but if that is true I could go on those since I have seasonal allergies. And I don�t like having allergies.

My sister came over the other day and made dinner and stuff. I don�t know why she was here, it kinda threw a wrench into my masturbation plans, but oh well. She brought her friend too. Her friend is really kinda cute, except for the piercing below her lip. I�m not a fan of facial piercing other than maybe the nose or the eyebrow. I don�t like the tongue ring. In fact the only piercing I like are the nose, eyebrow, and ear rings. I hate the bellybutton piercing! It freaks me out. I don�t think I would really like the nipples or the clit pierced. I think it is just weird. But if I come to the situation where it comes into my life, then I I�ll see what happens. But anyway� she seems nice, and I would probably do her. Yep.

For the record� I�m out of shit

Off the record� I know people who are full of shit

For the record� You better start apologizing for blowing me off this week people!

Off the record� If you don�t I will blow you up.

For the record� I think I�m getting sick

Off the record� Getting sick ain�t sick.

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