I posted yesterday, so just click back if you didn't read it. Here is a fucking long ass survey about me. > > THE ULTIMATE SURVEY
> >
> > Full name: Christopher Michael George Stolte
> > Birthday: 09-06-82
> > Height: 5� 9"ish
> > Weight: 135ish
> > Eye color: Green and Blue
> > Hair color: Blond
> > Shoe size: 10.5
> > Nicknames: Dude, Bitchmaster, Lord Chris, Zo-Cunt.
> > Birthplace: Fort Collins, CO
> > Hometown: Fort Collins, CO
> > School: CSU
> > Public/Private: public
> > Mascot: CSU Ram
> > Nationality: American.
> > Ethnicity: White
> > Parents: Dave and Cindy
> > Religion: Chris� special religion
> > Hobbies: Eating, Drinking, Sleeping, Video Games, Movies, Diary-updating, Other stuff too
> > Zodiac sign: Virgo
> > Siblings: Jenny (sister)
> > Dream Car: Porsche
> > Pets: Dog and Cat.
> > GPA: 2.9
> > Words or phrases you overuse: Mother fucker, Bitch, Yea, What, Okay (lil jon).
> > Piercings/Tattoos: Hell no
> > Habits: Breathing
> > Obsessions: I don�t know.
> > Best Advice Ever Given: Advice is for chumps and suckers.
> >
> > FAVORITE:
> > Salad dressing: Dorothy Lynch
> > Shampoo or conditioner: I don�t have much hair�
> > Color: Red
> > Movie: Seven, Kill Bill, Any David Lynch movie, and Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp movies.
> > Actor: Brad Pitt, and Johnny Depp
> > Actress: I don�t know
> > Type of music: Rap, Rock, metal, Techno, Classical, and a few others
> > Fast food: Taco Bell
> > Drink (alcoholic): wine, beer, and anything else I like
> > Flower: Roses, four o�clocks, And others, it would have been nice if my past �Girlfriends� would have gotten me flowers
> > Fruit: Strawberries and Cherries.
> > Gemstone: Sapphire
> > Perfume/Cologne: I�m allergic
> > Place/Town: Bitch Town, in the state of ChrisLand, on the planet Beotch
> > Food: those party pizzas, sesame chicken.
> > Ice cream: I don�t like ice cream
> > Soda: Dr. Pepper
> > Sport to watch: I�m not a sports person
> > Sport to play: Nothing really, I guess bowling
> > Holiday: My birthday
> > Number: 17 and 74
> > Girl�s name: Naomi, Amanda
> > Boy�s name: William
> > Piece of jewelry: I guess my class ring since that is the only thing I own
> > Books: Ishmael, My Ishmael, Hearts in Atlantis.
> > Author: Stephen Kind, Daniel Quinn
> > Poem: The inferno, Dante�
> > Subject at school: Psychology obviously
> > Least favorite subject at school: History
> > Store: Barnes and Noble
> > Four letter word: Fuck, shit,
> > Animal: I don�t know
> > Board game: Pac-Man fever� its for the PS2, but it is like a board game
> > Candy: Dove Dark Chocolate.
> > Season: Fall
> > Teacher from High School: I don�t remember high school
> > Word/Phrase: �I�m Rick James, Bitch�
> > Word or phrase in a foreign language: I don�t know anything
> > Chemical Element: Cobalt
> > Song: Eraser by Nine Inch Nails.
> > Musical: I don�t like musicals
> > Band/Musical artist: TOOL, Nine Inch Nails�
> > Radio station: I don�t listen to the radio
> > Thing to wear: jeans and tool shirts
> > Computer font: I guess Times
> > Place to eat: Young�s
> > Conversation topic: Anything, but religion and politics
> > Swear word: Fuck, Shit, Damn, Ass hole
> > Family member: ME
> > Game: I have too many to name
> > Sports team: Colorado Teams, and Florida State University
> >
> > *** OR ***
> > Oranges or apples: Oranges
> > Deaf or blind: blind.
> > Pools or hot tubs: Hot tubs
> > Blondes or brunettes: Brunettes, curly brunettes
> > Smoker or nonsmoker: none
> > Tall or short? Depends on weight... Read a few posts ago�
> > Coke or Pepsi: coke
> > TV or radio: TV
> > Lefty or righty: Righty
> > Fast songs or slow dances: If this has anything to do with dancing I don�t like either
> > Bitter or sweet: sweet
> > Day or night: night
> > Diamonds or pearls: diamonds!
> > Flowers, candy, or a poem: flowers.
> > Gold or silver: White Gold!
> > Heaven or Hell: Well I am going to hell�
> > Kissing or hugging: I like hugs a lot. Kisses are nice too though
> > Love or lust: Depends on the person� I hope the next girl will be for love. Not lust
> > McD�s or BK: Taco Bell
> > Pie or cake: cake
> > Smiling or laughing: Laughing!
> > Cookies or brownies: brownies
> > Milk or iced tea: Milk
> > Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
> > Good lil� angel or bad lil� devil: I�d like to spank me a good lil� angel *wink*
> > Fruit or veggies: Veggies
> > Video or DVD: DVD
> > CD or cassette: CD
> > Silk or leather: silk.
> > New or old: New what?
> > Rain or snow: rain
> > Give or receive: I�m tired of giving, so I like to recieve.
> > Wool or cotton: cotton
> > Chocolate milk or plain: chocolate
> > Math or English: English
> > Dog or cat: cat
> > Paper or plastic: paper
> > Pen or pencil: pencil
> > Car or truck: car.
> >
> > HAVE YOU EVER...
> > Gone skinny dipping? If naked in a hot tub counts� then yes
> > Broken the law? yeah
> > Witnessed a crime? Was I committing it?
> > Run away from home? For like 9 hours
> > Broken a bone? no
> > Lied? yeah
> > Cheated on a test? Yea
> > Cheated on a boy/girlfriend? Nope
> > Had a boy/girlfriend cheat on you? Maybe
> > Been the �other woman/man�? Not yet�
> > Been on a plane? yes
> > Gone swimming in the ocean? yes
> > Cried in public? yes
> > Let a friend cry on your shoulder? yes
> > Fallen asleep in the car? yes
> > Fallen asleep while driving? no
> > Fallen asleep in the shower or bath? yes
> > Fallen asleep while eating? when yes
> > Gone to church/synagogue? yes
> > Read the Bible? yes
> > Read the Torah? no
> > Read the Koran? no
> > Read the Kama Sutra? The actual book, yes, and the sex one yes
> > Read Playboy? Not yet�
> > Read the dictionary? yes
> > Climbed a tree? yes
> > Stayed awake all night? yes
> > Been to camp? Scout camp
> > Been to a professional sports game? yes
> > Been to the Superbowl? nope
> > Gotten a back massage? Yes, only Lindsay gave good ones. Erin sure sucks ass at it
> > Kissed a guy? No
> > Kissed a girl? Yes
> > Eaten sushi? I don�t like sticky rice
> > Been onstage? yes
> > Been backstage? yes
> > Been dumped? Kinda
> > Wanted to die? Yea...
> > Met a celebrity? Yea
> > Met the President? Maybe if he would die
> > Seen the White House? Nope
> > Driven a car? Yes
> > Not washed your hair for a week? Not recently
> > Broken something valuable? Yes
> > Bought ice cream from an ice cream truck? Yes
> > Used your parents� credit card? Yes
> > Forged a parent�s signature? Nope
> > Moved? Once when I was a baby
> > Gotten a cavity? Yes
> > Gotten a shot? Yes
> > Had an online relationship? No
> > Made prank phone calls? Yes
> > Caught a fish? Yes
> > Snuck out of your house? Yes
> > Climbed into your house through a window? Yes
> > Traveled to another country? Canada
> > Killed someone in your thoughts? All the time
> > Killed someone in real life? Not yet�
> > Attempted suicide? A few times
> > Cut yourself on purpose? Yes
> > Been in a car accident? Yes
> > Had sex? YEs
> > Played strip poker? Not yet
> > Had a medical emergency? Yes
> > Cried over a boy/girl? I guess
> > Been in love? Nope, I can pretend though
> > Been arrested? No
> > Gotten high? Yes
> > Gotten drunk? Yes
> > Been to a concert? Yes
> > Gotten into a fight? Yes.
> > Been kicked out of school? No
> > Skied? Yes
> > Jetskied? no
> > Snowboarded? no
> >
> > IF YOU COULD...
> > Be a character from any movie, who would you be? Darth Maul
> > Be any animal, what would it be? I don�t want to be an animal
> > Dye your hair any color, what would it be? Purple again
> > Do one thing to someone you disliked, what would it be? Throw up on them and then cut off a body part
> > Have one fairy tale come true, what would it be? I don�t know
> > Have one wish, what would it be? Have an ass load of money to buy and sell your ass
> >
> > DO YOU BELIEVE IN...
> > Love at first sight? yes.
> > God? Umm�
> > Religion? My religion
> > Aliens? yes
> > Angels? Sure why not?
> > Fairies? Gay people?
> > Horoscopes? No
> > Ghosts? no
> > Psychic powers? If I did, I would have them
> > Heaven? I don�t care
> > Hell? I will see you all there
> > Yourself? Yes
> >
> > ABOUT THE OPPOSITE (PREFERRED) SEX:
> > Are you in a relationship? No
> > What do you notice first? Hair, Eyes, then boobs, and tummy.
> > What do you look for in a romantic partner? Not be a bitch like Lindsay or an emotionless liar like Erin.
> > Long hair or short? Short curly hair
> > Thing you hate most about �em: Liars, and stupid
> > Thing you love most about �em: Good to cuddle with and just good to be around
> >
> > WHAT IS...
> > Your most prized and important possession? I don�t know
> > Your good luck charm? no
> > The worst song you have ever heard? I�m pretty any thing from american idol
> > The best thing that happened to you today? Andrew came over.
> > The most romantic thing that ever happened to you? My past girl friends didn�t do really anything relatively romantic for me
> > Your most humiliating moment? I don�t know
> >
> > WHO...
> > Is your best friend? Andrew, Mike
> > Is the loudest person you know? Mike
> > Craziest or silliest? Me
> > Sweetest? Me
> > Coolest? Me
> > Smartest? Me
> > Nicest? everyone
> > Meanest? I don�t like mean people
> > Sexiest? The girl from TeenKarma.com
> > Makes you laugh the most? Mike
> > Is the most gorgeous person in the world? I don�t know, haven�t met her yet.
> > Do you go to for advice? Advice is for chumps and suckers
> > Do talk with about romantic stuff? No one since I don�t have anything to talk about.
> > Do you talk with about life? My self�
> > Do you admire most? Me
> > Knows the most about you? Anyone who reads my diary
> > Has it easier: guys or girls? Guys
> > (OUT OF YOUR FRIENDS, WHO:)
> > Will get married first? I don�t know
> > Will get divorced first? Me
> > Will have a kid out of wedlock? Me
> > Will become a star athlete? Mike
> > Will become a professional hairstylist? My sister is
> > Will make it on Broadway? No one
> > Is the best cook? Me
> > Will make the most money? Me
> > Will have more than five kids? Mike
> > Will have twins or triplets? Anyone of us�
> > Have you known the longest? Andrew
> > Whose parents do you know best? I guess it would be Andrew�s parents since they kinda know me a little
> > Knows you better than your parents? Anyone in the world� my parents don�t know a lot about me
> > Can�t live without your instruction? Everyone can live with out my instruction
> >
> > THE FUTURE:
> > School: After CSU somewhere for my Masters
> > Occupation: Child therapist
> > Place to live: Where ever I go to school
> > Marriage: yes, to someone who I love
> > Family: yes
> > Number of kids: 3
> > Names of kids: Naomi Stolte, Amanda Stolte, and William James Stolte
> >
> > WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU...
> > Had a cat fight? Friday
> > Kissed someone? That would be January
> > Fell over? Don�t know
> > Showered? this morning
> > Cried? I don�t remember
> > Really laughed? Friday
> > Had someone say �I love you�? Erin lied to me about it
> > Said �I love you� to someone else? I lied to Erin about that
>
> > WHO DO YOU...
> > Have a crush on? Tiffany and a few others
> > Hate? Lots of people
> > Envy? My future self
> > Want to kill? I�m not letting you warn them!
> > Email the most? I guess people from my lab classes
> > Wish you were with right now? Unfortunately Lindsay, I liked being with her when she wasn�t a bitch
> > Wish you had never met? Lindsay
> > Wish you could meet right now? Johnny Depp
> > Think about all the time? Well I think about Lynn a lot, but not as much now as before
> >
> > WHAT DO YOU THINK OF:
> > Abortion? Not my choice
> > Suicide? Eh.
> > Euthanasia? I�m going to euthanasia you bitch
> > Smoking? No
> > Premarital Sex? I fucked 2 girls.
> > Eating disorders? I don�t have one so quit asking!
> > Death? Well you don�t have to poop when you die
> > Rape? Guys don�t get raped usually�
> > Capital punishment? Why stop there? Kill more people
> > Gun control? I don�t have a gun� yet...
> > Gay marriage? That�s gay
> > Pro wrestling? I like it.
> >
> > FINISH THIS OFF:
> > I always... am tired.
> > I feel... bored.
> > I love... music.
> > I regret... nothing.
> > I will never... die.
> > I wish... I had a job.
> > If I could, I would... rob a bank.
> > I�ve had days that... ended
> > The last thing I need right now... is to listen to bitching.
> >
> > WHO/WHAT WAS THE LAST...
> > Person you talked to on the phone? Dorothy
> > Thing you had to drink? Tea
> > Book you read? Non text book would have been My Ishmael
> > TV show you watched? King of the Hill
> > Sentence you said? I�m Rick James, bitch
> > Song you heard? Outkast song
> > CD you bought? I don�t remember
> > Phone number you called? Andrew
> > Person to make you smile? Andrew
> >
> > MISCELLANEOUS:
> > Do you get along with your parents? Eh
> > Do you drink alcohol? yes
> > Do you drink coffee? yes
> > Do you save e-mails? Yes
> > When do you usually go online? All day long� I�m downloading porn!
> > What do you think is a good age to get married? 22
> > What is the funniest thing you�ve ever seen? Chapppelle�s show
> > Do you drive? Yes
> > Do you smoke? no
> > Do you love anybody? Not really
> > Do you hate anybody? YES stop asking that question
> > Do you like the opera? no
> > Do you have a lot of friends? Not really
> > Do you have a lot of enemies? I hope so
> > Are you a good student? kinda
> > Do you have a secret that no one knows about? Sure why not
> > If yes, who would be the first person to whom you told it? My diary� so the first person to read it
> > Do you think dreams eventually come true? If I didn�t think so I would quit dreaming
> > Do you care about the way you look? sometimes
> > Do you have low self-confidence? Yes
> > Can you take a compliment? ok
> > Are you afraid of dying? Who gives a shit? I would be dead
> > Do you like where you live? no
> > Were you named after anyone? Some dude my dad worked with
> > What�s the funniest or most desperate thing you�ve done to get the attention of the opposite (preferred) sex? I don�t do shit like that�
> > What the best quality in a friend? Nice and fun
> > What food do you hate? Lots of food
> > What�s the weirdest food you like? I don�t know
> > One of the dumbest things you�ve ever done: Dated Erin
> > One thing you wish you could tell the whole wide world: Get a JOB.
> > One thing you hope to do before you die: Buy a Porsche and play all the Final Fantasies
> > Biggest fear: When I�m not on meds� it is people
> > Thing about which you�re most picked on: not having much hair
> > What have you done today? Did stats homework
> > What was important in your life in the past week? Andrew visited
> > What is (are) your theme song(s)? Eraser by NIN, or some Wu-Tang song
> > What song brings back memories? I don�t have memories really
> > If a movie was made about your life, what would the title be? The life and times of Lord Chris
> > What color is your bedroom? I think it is green
> > What�s on your bedroom walls? A few posters and wall scrolls.
> > What size is your bed? Small
> > Where�s your computer? bedroom
> > What color socks are you wearing? white
> > What�s the silliest thing you�ve said lately? LAME
> > What do you want right now: A back rub and a good nap
> > What do you do when you get home from school? Watch TV for a bit
> > How long do you take in the shower? 10-15 minutes
> > Do you wear makeup? no
> > If so, what? no
> > What color is your nail polish right now? no
> > What�s the best feeling in the world? Not being paranoid
> > What�s the worst feeling in the world? Paranoia and depressed
> > Do you have any stuffed animals? yes
> > Are you good-looking? I don�t know
> > Are you happy with who you are? sure
> > Are you a vegetarian? Nope
> > Are you kinky? I guess sometimes
> > Are you corny? Maybe? I don�t really know what that means.
> > Are you sappy? Same thing� I don�t really know what that means
> > Are you sexy? Not yet�
> > Gay/Straight/Bi/Trans/Questioning? I like the women
> >
> > WITHIN THE LAST 24 HOURS, HAVE YOU:
> > Had a serious talk? nope
> > Hugged someone? no
> > Kissed someone? no
> > Had sex? no
> > Sung? yes
> > Cried? no
> > Laughed? yeah
> > Gotten a back rub? no
> >
> > WOULD YOU EVER...
> > Shave your head? yes
> > Kiss someone for money? yes
> > Kill someone? Maybe�
> > Do explicit things to make money? Like say fuck on a live news feed? If so hell yea motherfucker.
> > Have sex on an airplane? yes.
> >
> > What is the meaning of life? yes
> >
For the record... That took a long time
Off the record... It was fun though
For the record... Fill it out and send it to me
Off the record... Please