October 22, 2009 - Books on tape... There is no tape
October 01, 2009 - I'm not so upset anymore...
September 26, 2009 - I hate the CPA
June 08, 2008 - I'm single again
April 15, 2008 - TAXES DUE
December 10, 2007 - Christmas list
September 20, 2007 - I'm alive and on facebook
August 07, 2007 - black hawk
July 30, 2007 - keeping this alive
June 25, 2007 - Summer asses and classes
May 09, 2007 - More finals...
February 07, 2007 - New computer
January 25, 2007 - Sick and tired, So is Suji
January 09, 2007 - moving again
November 16, 2006 - FF12
October 20, 2006 - Foaming action lacks the action, but i'm smart!
October 12, 2006 - Blast this!
September 25, 2006 - Just a quick sickly update
July 26, 2006 - Still around, still lazy
June 02, 2006 - I moved again
April 25, 2006 - refresh update
January 29, 2006 - -
November 26, 2005 - back in CO
October 14, 2005 - I'm leaving Seattle
September 26, 2005 - I'm still around...
September 26, 2005 - I'm still around...
September 01, 2005 - it's almost my birthday! another lonely birthday...
August 23, 2005 - a little on how i feel
August 17, 2005 - one step above miserable, but still well below good...
August 08, 2005 - I got a job
July 27, 2005 - I'm still alive and kicking in Seattle.
July 17, 2005 - A long update from the Puget Sound area
July 10, 2005 - I'm here now, but will be back later
June 29, 2005 - Almost ready to go... :(
June 18, 2005 - Another worthless day... well i guess it wasn't worthless, more counterproductive
June 12, 2005 - Slowly getting ready...
June 10, 2005 - about me
June 06, 2005 - my time in colorado is running out
May 31, 2005 - still alive, but a little stressed
April 29, 2005 - funny acronym thing
April 28, 2005 - Seattle here i come... in a few months
April 03, 2005 - Good spring bitches
March 19, 2005 - a lot of updated
March 05, 2005 - A quick big update
February 18, 2005 - still here
January 10, 2005 - Suji comes back soon. I hope i get to leave in 6 months
January 03, 2005 - Happy fucking new year bitches
December 11, 2004 - A conversation with a dumbass who is fucking katie
November 25, 2004 - Thanksgiving... I miss my Suji
November 09, 2004 - I'm around, but just not here
October 30, 2004 - An update about a girl and stuff
October 23, 2004 - So confused... at least the GRE is over...
October 15, 2004 - Pizza Beer, and clients who want to fuck me
October 13, 2004 - I'm tired of school.
October 09, 2004 - GRE soon... girls not so soon:(
October 04, 2004 - again i'm lazy at posting
September 24, 2004 - Not quite dead yet... but depressed and lonely
September 10, 2004 - My 22nd birthday:-P
September 10, 2004 - I got to get it off... of my PDA
September 01, 2004 - IHOP, Gibs, and overall good times
August 27, 2004 - School started... Oh i got a girls number... and that's only one of what hopes to be many
August 26, 2004 - update about updating
August 18, 2004 - Today is not my day
August 14, 2004 - Depressed and my job is lame
August 07, 2004 - Rick James is dead bitch! what a way to start my short summer
August 05, 2004 - Oooppppsss. i bought the wrong stuff.
August 02, 2004 - Drive kit and goverment scares me
July 28, 2004 - I got a job... yea i guess...
July 21, 2004 - I get to work for a MILF!
July 15, 2004 - Another damn week
July 06, 2004 - Poor Clydefrog... Only if you went to grad school and got me a girlfriend
June 30, 2004 - FU OU & OS. My results of my test about tests
June 26, 2004 - A test on testing but i am sick of being sick.
June 16, 2004 - I'm not dead yet... But i'm back
June 16, 2004 - I'm not dead yet... But i'm back
June 16, 2004 - I'm not dead yet... But i'm back
June 16, 2004 - I'm not dead yet... But i'm back
June 16, 2004 - I'm not dead yet... But i'm back
June 16, 2004 - I'm not dead yet... But i'm back
May 30, 2004 - Florida... Shiloh and Farrah...
May 23, 2004 - Trippin bitchs, and i won a prize
May 21, 2004 - Grades and Groceries, the life and times of the Bitchmaster
May 16, 2004 - I hope i don't grill my new picture phone
May 11, 2004 - BBQ you, and I smile for a lovely lady
May 06, 2004 - I have a crush on someone and i am totally in love with finals!!!!!!!!!
May 03, 2004 - Fuck finals... I'm excited for my trip
April 27, 2004 - and all that could have been... I will be ok soon
April 24, 2004 - Negative 3... and what about those Russians? yep
April 21, 2004 - Fuck stats, fuck S&P and fuck Bacardi 151
April 18, 2004 - BIg ass survey
April 17, 2004 - Busy, LAME. and other stuff LAME, YEA, WHAT? OKAY YEA, LAME, but Kill BIll Vol 2 isn't lame
April 13, 2004 - Welcome to Planet Motherfucker... or Animal Crossing, which ever is closer
April 10, 2004 - Cognitive essay can suck my ass as i pass it by. And the traits of the oppsite sex...
April 05, 2004 - Hey CSU searcher and cowboy, how you doin?
April 01, 2004 - I'm not fine, thanks for the dreams hoe.
March 29, 2004 - Nothing again. I'm Chris Stolte bitch
March 21, 2004 - spring break... yea fuck that
March 16, 2004 - My first bar experience and then some
March 12, 2004 - SPRING BREAK
March 08, 2004 - Click my hoes damnit
March 06, 2004 - Why oh why does she have to be a bitch? and lego is the cure for sadness... low levels of sadness at least
February 29, 2004 - Opps i didn't it again, i played with Final Fantasy 9
February 27, 2004 - I can sleep again...
February 23, 2004 - I can't sleep. and i'm shutting down soon
February 22, 2004 - Add a dash of truth, a touch of depression, a cup of Lynn and you got a sad Chris
February 18, 2004 - S&P and senseless sensation
February 17, 2004 - Mission accomplished, but ended in failure. I think i'm almost over it though...
February 16, 2004 - Cognitive tests are getting in the way of girl seeking
February 15, 2004 - I will talk to her. yes i will... I hate studying Cognitive
February 12, 2004 - I didn't talk to her
February 10, 2004 - a bad day in the life of Super Bitchmaster Chris, Zo-nads the Great
February 08, 2004 - Pimps and Hoes, and Cheerios, these are a few of my favorite things…
February 04, 2004 - Sleeping pills, hand grenades, these are a few of my favorite things
February 01, 2004 - People kinda suck. I got porn
January 29, 2004 - I can flirt kinda, and my pee pee is almost better better
January 26, 2004 - Just a big ass rash, no jackin for a while
January 25, 2004 - Better but still sucks. but new and improved survey
January 25, 2004 - i'm not good
January 21, 2004 - Bling Bling, Zelda in da hizous
January 20, 2004 - First day back of the new year and i have to pay are many new places
January 19, 2004 - A little about me...
January 17, 2004 - Zeldaless, jobless, but i got some chicken
January 16, 2004 - No Zelda yet, No girls yet, No more bush again.
January 16, 2004 - I'm not old enough to collect rubber bands, I am young enough to be a cunt-licking butt-fucker
January 13, 2004 - Try walking in my shoes you man whore you. But you better not try driving in my Porsche
January 11, 2004 - New year, same crap. Like sands through the hour glass.... these are the days of our lives.
December 22, 2003 - Nothing really
December 02, 2003 - Thankful for what now?
November 06, 2003 - 100th posting! but same stuff
October 30, 2003 - I'm tired, sad, and it can still get worse if i don't make a change, but i don't know what needs to change
October 19, 2003 - Kill Bill again! and I can't major two times.
October 11, 2003 - I'm tired, and a little gurmpy, but that makes me have to write a lot...
October 09, 2003 - I'm sick, and tired, and i didn't get the 94 on my test.
September 30, 2003 - Intel go to hell, Happy presents are done!
September 26, 2003 - Tests, president sucks, and everyone is being all sad and stuff
September 18, 2003 - I hate tests
September 09, 2003 - kinda birthday update. F-zero fun, drinking kinda fun, work bad
September 04, 2003 - 2 more days until i'm 21. damn trees, damn robstrongco that fag and damn Erin's internet
August 28, 2003 - School started but i missed it... Bye Erin. I miss you all ready.
August 14, 2003 - Hey dick, don't point that dick at me.
August 10, 2003 - My virgin baseball game... god i hate my job
August 04, 2003 - Naughty, naughty, naughty. I am now a bitchmaster on two different levels.
July 29, 2003 - Darth Erin and her never ending hot ass... and real Erin and...
July 14, 2003 - Andrew moving, Mike growing, Jaime missing, Erin's ***** are cool. Knights of the old Republic is cool too
July 10, 2003 - Cousins aren't as fun as Erin
July 02, 2003 - Erin is my girlfriend.
June 21, 2003 - Erin and Chris? inquiring minds want to know
June 09, 2003 - I hate people... kids are more fun to understand
May 24, 2003 - Party- Bad, Life- Bad, Beer- Good
May 22, 2003 - party friday and if you didn't know about it then too bad
May 16, 2003 - freedom, kinda
May 10, 2003 - Finals next week then freedom until i work next
May 07, 2003 - Lindsay the lying fat whore... we should David Lynch her
May 06, 2003 - X-men 2, killer. Lindsay, not killer
April 30, 2003 - I hate school, i hate good days going bad
April 29, 2003 - Circuit City Sucks and so does my back.
April 27, 2003 - I hope my house has 1000 corpses. or at least a machine that makes my back not hurt
April 24, 2003 - Rain washes me away, makes me disappear
April 22, 2003 - Jesus likes the chainsaw and I like the girls
April 20, 2003 - Easter, but I'm alone. Where is my Angel
April 17, 2003 - Brownish curly hair green eyed girl.
April 15, 2003 - Test, test, test, study, study, study
April 10, 2003 - Mad World
April 08, 2003 - The natives are restless but they smell good and hate tests
April 06, 2003 - Yoga with hopes of motivation
April 03, 2003 - Hey stick this crutch up your fat ass bitch
March 30, 2003 - Another day, same old crap
March 27, 2003 - HELP ME, Thanks Erin, BUT HELP ME
March 25, 2003 - Cycle this asshole. I'm not fine, but i'm glad to see you are.
March 24, 2003 - Snow Day... a little late post but Darth Maul is cool and my recorder messed up
March 17, 2003 - The Pimps and Bitches Whorehouse is still around
March 16, 2003 - I forgot my spring break
March 13, 2003 - In Heaven, Everything is fine... Eraserhead...
March 10, 2003 - Eraserhead: coming to a house near me
March 07, 2003 - Lynn is out there in areas which i want to lose
March 06, 2003 - Somewhat Damaged... But i know why
March 04, 2003 - another day in the poor poor life of me
March 03, 2003 - There could be no cliff high enough for me to jump off
March 01, 2003 - Jango Fett can't write a book about Lynn's boobs, But he can kill her though
February 25, 2003 - Super Bitchmaster Chris, Zo-nads the great
February 22, 2003 - Sharp pointy sticks
February 15, 2003 - Cupid’s arrow, but nukes would be cool too only and machine guns on the Rio
February 10, 2003 - lynch, my god
December 26, 2002 - Christmas was last week for me, ha ha ha, Santa is fat and I'm a bad boy
December 01, 2002 - Thanks giving a little late
November 26, 2002 - Bowie inspired Kombat
November 18, 2002 - Ice cubes, soup, but I'm still not a cop
November 11, 2002 - Does the hobo get some pie?
November 09, 2002 - Machetes, Tanks, Batman, Fire, Rabbits, and Talking Roses- All you need to make a pie
October 31, 2002 - I don't eat babies, nor do I want to live on Venus
October 27, 2002 - Porn, Bots, Internet, and School... what a life i live on Mars.
October 16, 2002 - Great sex cums late with a foot on the ground
October 09, 2002 - Back in the junior high years...
October 08, 2002 - Freak show
October 05, 2002 - Wake me up when it's over.
October 02, 2002 - Red Dragon will be here soon!
October 01, 2002 - Lick a shot #2 i don't have boobs though
September 29, 2002 - Burning naked old guys
September 26, 2002 - Fujitsu
September 24, 2002 - I found my princess
September 22, 2002 - I KISSED LINDSAY
September 19, 2002 - 1-800-Nickels... bags
September 17, 2002 - The stock has been resold back to the original owner
September 16, 2002 - I hate shit filled weekends.
September 14, 2002 - I don't have a title for this. I'm sad
September 14, 2002 - Damn french soul
September 12, 2002 - Flat Earth Society Application
September 12, 2002 - tlfat earthds ocitey
September 10, 2002 - Downsizing the Antisocial club
September 09, 2002 - Cough Cough.
September 08, 2002 - NO BLING BLING
September 07, 2002 - Lick a shot
September 05, 2002 - I am Chris' wretched soul
September 03, 2002 - Mancala is fun
September 02, 2002 - Rabbits die no matter what
September 01, 2002 - Persons from the past ruin my future
September 01, 2002 - Return of the past isn't always good
August 29, 2002 - I'm going to hell, and you are coming with me
August 27, 2002 - Grand Opening
August 26, 2002 - School... no no no no no no no
August 25, 2002 - It's just one of those days!
August 23, 2002 - Two dope boyz
August 21, 2002 - My soul sees the light of others
August 20, 2002 - No housewife for Chris
August 18, 2002 - Pimps and Bitches Whorehouse
August 17, 2002 - No sleep for Chris
August 16, 2002 - Disposing of the body
August 15, 2002 - Not a whore